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You’ve thought it over. You’re about to contact me. You’ll want to make a good impression here. Politeness and respect goes a long way – with a little thought, you can make it easy for everyone and get straight to arranging our time together. Please take the time to read my website thoroughly I know it’s tricky when I’m putting up distracting pictures of me in various poses and scantily clad all over the place, but I have spent a long time giving you all the information that I think you may need. Do be distracted by practically naked photos, read the blurb, laugh at my ingenious wit (how could you not) and if there is anything you are still wondering, feel free to get in touch using the contact form below.